I've seen dogs with their tongues out and twisting on their backs in sheer bliss when the owner ribbed their sides.I was thinking to myself Brand must have had an unhappy childhood when I came across another jaw-dropper.
Raphael Samuel from Mumbai, India, is suing his parents for giving birth to him without his consent.The angry Indian says although he loves his parents, they had him for their joy and pleasure.He is a follower of the anti-natalist philosophy that encourages people worldwide to stop procreating.
He says it is wrong to put a child through life for the pleasure of its parents."Your parents had you instead of a toy or a dog. You owe them nothing.
You're their entertainment," railed Samuel.Contrast that with EFF leader Julius Malema's inane statement for black people to drink mpesu and make as many babies as they can to outnumber white people.While children are deemed a blessing and God's will, it is downright irresponsible to drop babies like a hen laying eggs but, of course, father of two Malema wouldn't know the hassle of raising a football team on Sassa grants.
As for me, I'll keep tickling my offspring and leave them with fond memories to pass on to the next Nzapheza generation.