It's becoming expensive to rent election crowds, complains Coconut Kelz

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On the #WeekendBreakfast, satirical character Coconut Kelz tells Phemelo Motene it's full steam ahead with preparations for the May elections.

Kelz says that although the prep has been fun so far, she's encountered some difficulties like the increased demands of the rent-a-crowd brigade. Now they want more - they want money and stuff.

Before they were happy with just a loaf of brown bread. — Coconut Kelz, Satirical character She has some secret weapons up her sleeve though, to swing votes in her favour and seems unfazed that these are actually illegal.

We have cameras in the voting booths, so we can see if they're voting for us. — Coconut Kelz, Satirical character.

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